I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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