Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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