Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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