David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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