Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
dude. I can hear the air.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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