youre lurking in front of me
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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