Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You are a genius and a whore.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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