So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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