Swine flu. Run for my life!
I wish i was in the wii world.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Alive.
So much puke
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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