I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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