dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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