So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
