We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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