i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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