brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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