Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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