Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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