Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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