I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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