Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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