I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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