hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The power of my boobs compel you
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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