I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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