We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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