so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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