i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
