I skipped work to stalk him.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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