Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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