textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
They have beer where we have blood.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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