Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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