That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I could fuck to npr.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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