Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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