did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Sacagawea was the original milf.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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