Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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