My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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