Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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