Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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