it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Randomize
