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i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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