Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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