Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
