; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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