If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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