It's like a parade of train wrecks.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The uberlube is also flammable
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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