kristin has been a bad kristin
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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