i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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