maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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