Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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