I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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