Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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