I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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