I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
