I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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