I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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