I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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